Platonic Dude and I order food via Foodler. A half an hour later his phone rings.
Platonic Dude: "Hello."
Guy on other end of phone talks.
PD: "No problem. Let me put some pants on and I'll be right down."
Me: "You're already wearing pants. What are you talking about?"
PD: "Yes, but since I put the order on my credit card, you're the one going downstairs to get the food."
I gave the driver a fifteen dollar tip when I signed the credit card receipt.