Dude using a flat, wooden, spoon to eat from a 1.5 quart box of Dreyer's Rocky Road ice cream. "The trick is to stay cut, bro. I cut. I keep cut. I cut ties. I cut what I need to look this good. I cut my gym membership last year. I don't play football anymore, you know? And I looked at some Facebook pictures of me at that Fourth Of July thing at your sister's. I still got it. I still look good. Cut. That's the key, bro. Keep cut at all times."
So I hacked off his left arm with a pruning saw.