Me: I don't understand why our coworker refuses to break down boxes. Maybe he has better hearing than us, and can hear the boxes scream like lobsters when you cut into them with the box cutter?
Cuts the side of a box.
Cuts down center of a box.
Cuts down other side of box.
Coworker: You're creepy. You know that?
I pick up a second box, and cut down the side.
Me: Let them eat cake!
Cuts down center.
Me: Viva la revolution!
Cuts down other side.
Met: It's not gallows humor if you're in the audience. The difference is in the execution!