Delivery Driver: Comics are for everybody?
That's what my shirt says.
DD: I used to be a comic.
Me: This is about comic books.
DD: I once saw that hedge out there going up and down. Know why?
DD: It was so hot, they were fighting over a dog. Ever see a man do this?
He goes up and down on the balls of his feet.
DD: It means he's got two cockroaches in his shoes doing pushups. True story.
DD: I used to be famous for my two minute routines. Know why?
Me: That's when they booed you off stage?
DD: You've seen my act? Well, I best hit the road like a toad. SPLAT.
This vacation is CURSED.