Four or five year old mutant child (they're all mutants to me, this one was neither good nor bad nor neutral), being carried by his dad, spends about five minutes whispering to his dad, asking him who all the action figures are.
When they walk by the Star Wars plushies, he asks again The dad names Kylo Ren, Darth Vader, Boba Fett, and C-3PO but can't identify the rest.
Dad: "You should ask the guy who works here. He probably knows."
Kid whispers incoherently to dad.
Dad: "Don't be shy, buddy. Ask him."
Kid whispers incoherently.
Me: This is a stormtrooper, this is Rei, and this one is Maz Kanata. I used to forget her name all the time."
Child whispers incoherently.
Dad: "Don't forget to say thank you."
Child whispers thank you.
Dad rolls his eyes, and they walk around a little longer.
On their way out, the dad thanks me, and says "Are you going to say goodye, bud--"
Child: "GOOD BYE NEW FRIEND. I SEE YOU SOON. BYE BYE." at the top of his lungs, directly into his dad's ear.