While calling people who've ordered books:
Me: "Hey, is Henry there?"
Henry: "Um, hi? This is Henry."
Me: "Hi I'm calling from *store name*, the comic book store in *location*"
Me: "Hey, you ordered a book from us a few weeks ago, and I'm just calling to let you know that it came in.'
Henry: "Um, who are you looking for?"
Henry; "Sorry, I think you have the wrong number."
Me: "You already told me that you were Henry."
Henry: "Ummm, what? No. BYE." He hangs up.
Fuck you, Henry.