Random Amusing Customer Who Used To Shop At The Previous Comic Store I Worked For: That Strangers In Paradise Omnibus looks so good.
Random Amusing Customer's Friend: Should I get it for you this Christmas?
RAC: No. Hanukkah is closer.
RACF: I'll just have to cut it into eight pieces.
RAC: Your ignorance is staggering.
They noodle around the store for a bit, and RAC buys two back issues from the 70s.
RAC: Are you ready to go?
RACF: Hold on, I'm trying to see if I can fit this omnibus under my coat without anyone noticing.
RAC: Maybe you could convince him you're pregnant?
Me: With a square baby?
RACF: All babies are square until you teach them to be cool.