Me: I'm too tired to cook. Should we order in?
Comrade: I'm not in the mood for Chinese. Something with fruit?
I send him links to Playa Bowls, and recommend some other healthy places that serve fruit like things.
Comrade: I am terrible at making decisions tonight.
Me: Does pineapple on a chicken pizza count as fruit?
Comrade: Wait, was that part of your Tinder bio? I feel like that's why I swept right for you. Yes to pineapple chicken pizza. And to not ever having to argue about how pineapple belongs on a pizza.