I'm working many hours between several jobs this week, so sleep is important. So much so, that after less than a minute of hearing a horrible sound emanating from the outside world, I just stepped on my porch, looked at the two dudes responsible and said "I don't know if you're letting the air out of a hiccuping Dachshund full of helium or if you're fingerblasting an annoyed seagull without its consent, but if you could please stop doing whatever is making that horrible noise so that I can get some seep, I'd be grateful. Otherwise, I'm going to throw wet toilet paper at you until you get the fuck away from my house."
Then I walked back inside the house.
The noise stopped.