Subscriber: What are these buttons?
Me: Oh, they're the Doomsday Clock.
M: You remember how DC did the New 52 a few years ago.
M: And then, after 52 issues, they rebooted everything again?
M: Well, it turns out The New 52 was a pocket universe designed by Dr. Manhattan and--"
S: Please delete all DC titles from my subscription.
M: Sure thing.