Random Claude Caravan comes in.
Random Claude #1 tosses a copy of Black Panther Long Live The King at me.
RC 1: "How much?"
Me: "$14.99 plus tax."
RC 1: "I will give you ten dollars."
Me: "Thanks. I appreciate it. I'm not going to give you the book, though. That costs $14.99 plus tax."
RC 1: "Ten dollars."
Me: "Ten dollars!"
RC 1: "You'll do it?"
He walks out of the store.
RC 2: "You'll have to excuse him. He's from Amsterdam."
Me: "Where, I bet, they also think he's a dick."
She laughs, and the rest of the caravan chugs on out of the store, surprising no one, without buying anything.