Weather God: How was your vacation, Adam?
Me: Great, thanks. I had a good time.
WG: How was....the weather?!?
Me: Uhm. Fine. It was mainly great.
WG: And was it....HOT?!?!?
Me: Uh. Yea. It was nice and warm while I was there.
WG: I see. I see. So glad to hear you enjoyed the tempera...AND DID IT RAIN?!?!?!?
Me: I mean. A couple of times, yes. But mainly at night, or when I was in a building, so...no big deal. The weather wa--
WG: NOW THAT YOU ARE HOME, IT WILL BE COLD AND RAINY UNTIL YOU DIE!!!!
Me: Oh. Uhm. Ok. That seems a bit extr--
WG: UNTIL YOU DIE!!!!!