Random Loiterer comes in and asks if we have any Scrooge McDuck comics. I have JUST covered this section up but haven't put anything heavy on it yet, so I'm fine with doing more heavy lifting when he says, "It's a gag gift. I have a friend who's a real Jew."
I decided to remember that we did NOT in fact have any Scrooge McDuck books in the store.
On his way out, he jovially asked me about the weather.