Jane's Addiction "Been Caught Stealing" is playing in the store.
Random Customer: "I haven't heard this song in years."
Me: "Yea, I was putting together a playlist for the store, and thought it could use some Perry Farrell. But it had to be curse-free."
RC: "Aren't you worried it will encourage shoplifting."
Me: "You're missing the most important word in the song 'Caught.' It's a warning."
RC: "But it's about how he and his girlfriend still--"
Me: "IT'S A WARNING."
RC: "I'd like to pay for this."