-6 Defuckengrees

​I've heard of it being so hot that cities have blackouts, but they are prediciting that tomorrow it will be so cold that New England, New York, and possibly PA will have blackouts. Daaaaaaaaayum.

How cold is it?

It's so cold my icon is shivering.

It's so cold I check my Hotmail every two minutes just for the heat.

It's so cold slam poets have stopped doing political pieces in an effort to conserve their hot air.

It's so cold I'd rather get a ride to the grocery store from Michael Brown than walk.

It's so cold I saw a mouse skating across our kitchen floor.

It's so cold I'd almost consider moving back to AZ.

It's so cold my Weather Pixie lit himself on fire.

It's so cold (this one is true) they're closing down ski mountains for insurance reasons.

That's fucken cold.
Current Mood:  cold...duhhhhh
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Fri, Jan. 16th, 2004 12:37 am (UTC)
saccarineayakoLast year, my friends and I used to sit in a conservatory / solarium-type thing. At one point, it was so cold in there, the heat wouldn't work. I shudder to think about it now.

Hurray for the woodstove, flannel pajama pants, and a mom who compulsively makes afghans. The blankets, not the people. Though that would make for a good sitcom.
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Fri, Jan. 16th, 2004 12:40 am (UTC)
akamuuIf your mom could make Afghan people...well...you'd have more than the FAFSA people after you.
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Fri, Jan. 16th, 2004 07:14 pm (UTC)
asthecrowfliesIf your mom could make Afghan people...

...she would be Afghani.

or she'd have a really good kit...
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Fri, Jan. 16th, 2004 02:44 am (UTC)
hallawayjoeAhhh... You wussies don't know cold.

It's 35 degrees here.

It was so cold that I had to drink a little warm sake with my sushi.

I had to use a lighter SPF sunscreen.

I wore a sweater. Oh my gawd!


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Fri, Jan. 16th, 2004 06:00 am (UTC)
campana35! you call that cold! we went down to 58 last night with an "implied" wind chill factor.
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Fri, Jan. 16th, 2004 10:38 am (UTC)
thisisstarthanks for the picassohead. it cheered me up. lounge on sunday??
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Fri, Jan. 16th, 2004 11:48 am (UTC)
akamuuWorcester on Sunday, actually. I'm trying to alternate between the Hut and the Lounge. Up for a trip?
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Fri, Jan. 16th, 2004 01:29 pm (UTC)
thisisstarsure! how're we getting there?
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Fri, Jan. 16th, 2004 02:53 pm (UTC)
akamuuThe MBTfrickenA, cheaper than a crap-ass Greyhound, and twice as fast!